Vici

[nek_do]

[kraljmatjaz]

Papež Frančišek zahteva od svojih kardinalov ,škofov in ostalih popolno
skromnost.
Pa vpraša nadškof Stres kardinala Rodeta, kaj bo naredil s svojim avtom AUDI A 6,
Kardinal Rode odgovarja:
»Avto sem že prepisal na sina."
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Chi suona, stona. Chi non suona, critica! (R.Muti)

[jacoby]

Pozabil je le detajl v slogu prvaka slo-balkanskih poslov:
Kardinal Rode odgovarja:
»Avto sem že prepisal na sina...NJEE"

[Wolumen]

Kardinal Rode je iz zelo pobožne slovenske družine,že njegov oče in ded sta bila duhovnika.

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[janzi]

NI VIC, JE PA RES !
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''You can hear a lot by listening !!''

[janzi]

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''You can hear a lot by listening !!''

[janzi]

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''You can hear a lot by listening !!''

[jernejc]

Policista s psom patruljirata po mestu. Eden izmed njiju neprestano gleda v pasjo rit. Drugi to opazi in ga začudeno vpraša: “Si normalen? Zakaj ga gledaš v rit?” Pasjeljubec pojasni: “Malo prej sem slišal dečka, ki je rekel: Glej, pes in dva šupka. Ampak jaz vidim samo eno rit!?”

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Ohm sweet ohm.

Just saw a gold plated optical fibre. Apparently the gold made it sound marvelous according to the salesman.

[orc.perc]

Heh, dog with two ass-holes..
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-1/3oct.REar

[JureP]

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[janzi]

Super vic !!!
Prepisan s sosednjega foruma !

Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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''You can hear a lot by listening !!''

[delfinus]

Sej to bi cist lepo pasalo tudi v Hi-Fi temo. Recenzija Hi-Fi knofov .

Uradna stran - KnobFeel

http://www.youtube.com/user/KnobFeel?feature=watch

Eden boljsih reviwjev:
Marantz PM-KI Pearl Lite

[LBaudio]

tale pa je za na zaprt oddelek
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For Fast Moving Concerts

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